Corinnas true Bergwandergeschichten

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   Christopher in the Huettendilirium

Prehistory:

During a mountain migration to the Soiernhaus in summer holidays ' 97 stores themselves Corinna, Christopher and Bernd after long march at a desk outside vorm Soiernhaus and enjoys the evening sun. There the Corinna (like Christopher means) the weak-intimate thought comes to note everything that says Christopher. Said, done! Fast to pin and paper accessed and drauflosgeschreibselt (kritzel). And here is the result; naturally unchanged. (there one sees times, as praktisch's is to keep old note stuff!) Assertion in each case under it in parentheses (except, it is logically or completely illogical; -)

• Thus a chese sandwich, teil'n we us.
  (Christopher has hunger, wants bread with Corinna to divide)
• Ago with the Zaster.
  (cash requires fuer's bread)
• For Murat.
  (there one in the Soiernhaus with each order to say must, for whom it is, Christopher invents a suitable name)
• I did not know at all that one inhaliert chese sandwich.
• Squeeze.
• Because you bloed are.
• Sharply? Those is salty.

(... the sausage)
• It was even faster finished, although I had the smaller half.
  (Corinna ate faster: Surprise)
• Now I am already whole bloed!

(fact!)
• Doesbaddel!
• Hechel, hechel, more sabber, more sabber.
• Here the pekelnde Priesi comes.
• Thus Mach further.
• I hectar I hectar I said, I have still hunger.
• Perhaps perhaps you should buy a hearing aid.
• Finished socks.
• Bernd, which notes Corinna already again all scheiss, which I said here.

• Now it also still began ' ne new page.
• Give me times your Aufschneider.
  (Christopher requires for Corinnas taschenmesser)
• Oh, smells after Gamsscheisse.
• I said Gamsscheisse!
• I wuerd times continue to write, Corinna, gell.
• Gamsscheisse, ham ' also the cooling looked up.
  (with " " he means the Gaemsen, which cooled in the snow)
• The whole " hole " is fully Gamsscheisse.
  (hole: see under Corinnas hut directory , Soiernhaus)
• No,!
• Buah, me graust's already, if we must up-run there above!!!
  (Christopher regards the opposite summit)
• Absolutely stupidly, which you write there, I cannot help myself.
• I excite ' me more drueber, because you also still note the imbecility, which I talk.
• Meanwhile talk ' I only imbecility!!!
• The angel man left a quite pervoesen message of itself:
  (note d. talk: Because of absolute Unflaetigkeit one omits)
• Buoah, it straeubt itself.
• Now stop gives, you Gamsscheisse.

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